Girl:i need space!
Boy:(umusod ng konti) o yan space.
Girl:I mean maghiwalay na tayo!
Boy:o cge dyan ka dumaan sa kaliwa, dto ako sa kanan.
Girl:ano ba!
Boy:anong ano ba?!
Girl:ayaw sayo ng mama ko!
Boy:mas lalo nmn ako! d ako pumapatol sa matanda noh! loko ka tlg babe!:D
Girl:BREAK NA KASI TAYO!
Boy:o eto skyflakes ikagat mo ang break mo.
Girl:Leche! WAG NA NGA LANG!
tengene X))) YOU MAD?!
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dick-santin0:

idk why but i’m dying of laughter

dick-santin0:

idk why but i’m dying of laughter

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happilynotgivingafuck:

morgan freeman?

happilynotgivingafuck:

morgan freeman?

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I Have 5 Fingers For One Reason..

My littlefinger to make promises to my best friends.

 My ring finger for someone special when the time is right.

 

My middle finger is to those who are jealous of me.

 

My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me.

My thumb to show the rest of the world I’ll be fine.

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That awkward moment when you come home from school and Tumblr gets plastic surgery…

hudax3:

OMG lmfaoo!

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My way to ignore the world and problems:

snakebiteheartwithabublegumsmile:

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fearlesskissescess:

This.

fearlesskissescess:

This.

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